Sex Robots Are Coming

By |July 11th, 2016|

David Mills has a great story about the time he brought a date home and she almost saw his sex robot. […]

Don Rickles: Icon

By |July 4th, 2016|

There have been many things said about Don Rickles, but his comedic essence was summed up most perfectly by Sarah Silverman. “Everyone wants to get shit on by Don Rickles,” she said. […]

Trade the Six-Pack For a 666 Pack

By |June 10th, 2016|

2016 is a special time for the Church of Satan, and not because this is the year when Mephistopheles finally leads his army of fanged demons out of infernal hellfire to begin Armageddon. […]

Tom Brokaw: Icon

By |May 13th, 2016|

Trying to explain Tom Brokaw’s significance isn’t easy. […]

Keegan-Michael Key Opens Up On Race, Religion and the Power of Kittens

By |May 12th, 2016|

The plot of your new movie, Keanu, involves two guys trying to find a stolen cat? […]

It’s (No Longer) a Man’s World

By |May 2nd, 2016|

How to thrive in a society where you don’t have all the money, power, and attention anymore. […]

14 Things That Are Overrated

By |May 1st, 2016|

1. The Beach […]

Burt Reynolds: Icon

By |April 25th, 2016|

Burt Reynolds played the biggest badass in movie history. […]

What Record Store Day Should Really Be About

By |April 15th, 2016|

Dear Amy and Brian,

Are you missing a Lionel Richie record? […]

How One Curious Guy Beat Stress By Becoming a Goat

By |April 4th, 2016|

Have you ever looked at a dog, splayed out on a living room floor, and thought, “That lucky bastard has the best life?” […]

Did Hitler Really Have a Micropenis?

By |February 25th, 2016|

If there was going to be an Internet scandal this week about the deformed genitals of a racist, megalomaniac politician, of course it was going to be about . . . Hitler?

Ryan Reynolds Is Exactly Like You

By |February 19th, 2016|

Ryan Reynolds’ face looks like a badly bruised scrotal sack. […]

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