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Did Hitler Really Have a Micropenis?

By |February 25th, 2016|

If there was going to be an Internet scandal this week about the deformed genitals of a racist, megalomaniac politician, of course it was going to be about . . . Hitler?
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Ryan Reynolds Is Exactly Like You

By |February 19th, 2016|

Ryan Reynolds’ face looks like a badly bruised scrotal sack. […]

13 Things We Wish Women Knew About Us

By |February 18th, 2016|

1. You know your favorite teacher from high school that you still remember with exaggerated nostalgia? That’s how we feel about the porn we watched in high school. […]

Broad City’s Abbi and Ilana Talk Season 3 and Explain Pegging to Your Mom

By |February 15th, 2016|

Broad City is in its third season. The show is critically acclaimed and has a fiercely loyal and devoted audience. But do you feel successful? […]

Where To Spend $100, According to Mark Cuban, Dave Ramsey, and 6 Other Rich Guys

By |January 8th, 2016|

I have a friend. I’m not going to say his name because he’s a dumb-ass. […]

The Weirdest Tech Predictions for the Next 50 Years

By |December 29th, 2015|

As 2015 comes to a close, it’s the perfect time to daydream about the future, and the technological wonders that will become commonplace in the coming years. […]

Whatever Happened to Jockstraps?

By |December 23rd, 2015|

There’s something weirdly exhilarating about going to work wearing the kind of testicular protection usually reserved for MMA athletes.
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Unlucky in Love? It Might Be Han Solo’s Fault

By |December 11th, 2015|

Like every other adult male (or adult human being, for that matter) who grew up obsessed with Star Wars, I’m beyond excited for The Force Awakens—which opens everywhere on December 18th. 

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How to Predict Your Future with One Question

By |November 25th, 2015|

If you could ask a question of yourself, 20 years in the future, what would it be? […]

Michael Keaton on Donald Trump, the Pope, and Grizzlies

By |November 24th, 2015|

It’s been a good year for Michael Keaton, and it’s about to get better. […]

Do You Have What It Takes to Be a Male Porn Star?

By |November 23rd, 2015|

Guys who think they’re born to be porn stars usually have one thing in common: They have enormous schlongs. […]

Lizzy Caplan Doesn’t Need a Hug (But Thanks For Asking)

By |November 16th, 2015|

This past June, Lizzy Caplan visited Jimmy Kimmel Live and made a shocking declaration. […]

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