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Why Morning People Should Shut the Hell Up and Let Us Sleep

By |April 25th, 2017|

Sickness, fatigue, and the sharing of fake news stories happen when you wake people up before they’re ready. […]

Letter of Recommendation: Michigan

By |April 20th, 2017|

Michiganders know the state gets a bad rap, but we remain captivated by its peculiar charms. […]

Why President Trump Needs a Dog

By |April 20th, 2017|

Science says that a fluffy sidekick could do wonders for the man. […]

Why Is the Passenger Side of the Car Called “Shotgun”?

By |April 20th, 2017|

The practice of calling the best seat in the car has a origin story with real firepower. […]

Don Rickles: Icon

By |April 6th, 2017|

A conversation about jokes, dames, and Frank with the late comedy genius.
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We Talked to the Scientists Turning Roadkill into Medicine

By |April 5th, 2017|

The process involves harrowing road trips and a lot of really disgusting Q-tips. […]

Where Did “April Fools’ Day” Come From?

By |April 1st, 2017|

Is there a stranger holiday than April Fools’ Day? […]

The High Price of Being a Chicago Cubs Fan

By |March 31st, 2017|

Rooting for the Cubbies hasn’t always been fun, but it used to be affordable […]

I Ejaculated Into My Phone to Find Out if I Could Still Have Babies

By |March 27th, 2017|

A field test of the latest at-home male fertility kit. […]

Family Guy’s Peter Griffin Reveals His Anti-Aging Secrets

By |March 24th, 2017|

An exclusive interview with everyone’s favorite TV patriarch. […]

Monopoly’s Boot Was a Symbol of the Working Class. And Now It’s Dead

By |March 17th, 2017|

When we were kids, my brother and I used to play Monopoly with my grandfather. […]

What Keeps Al Jaffee, the Genius Behind Mad Magazine’s Fold-Ins, Going After 52 Years

By |March 13th, 2017|

An interview with the longest-running cartoonist of all time. […]

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