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The Most Eligible Bachelor on the Internet

By |August 21st, 2016|

“Once upon a time, there lived a lonely man that had a great head if hair.” […]

Things No Man Should Do Over the Age of 30

By |August 17th, 2016|

Lose Your Pants. At 22, getting so shit-faced that you somehow lose your pants and projectile vomit on your friends is a hilarious yarn. After 30, you’re the guy nobody wants to drink with anymore. […]

Don’t Let the End of the World Ruin Your Day

By |August 15th, 2016|

Are you terrified? Of course you’re terrified. […]

A Man Who Only Eats Raw Meat

By |August 11th, 2016|

Derek Nance, 33, hasn’t eaten anything but raw meat for close to eight years. […]

Pete Rose: Icon

By |August 8th, 2016|

“You’ll think I’m crazy for saying this,” Pete Rose told us, “but I’m probably the best ambassador that baseball has.” […]

You Know It’s a Great Summer When…

By |August 1st, 2016|

Your boss is a little confused about the company’s “summer hours” policy. […]

Sex Robots Are Coming

By |July 11th, 2016|

David Mills has a great story about the time he brought a date home and she almost saw his sex robot. […]

The Champion Cyclist with an Uncomfortably Full Stomach

By |July 6th, 2016|

This weekend, on July 9, Yasir Salem will defend his championship title at the 28th annual Tour de Donut race in Staunton, Illinois. […]

Be a Dad Like the Duke

By |June 19th, 2016|

It’s hard to imagine having John Wayne as a father.  […]

Trade the Six-Pack For a 666 Pack

By |June 10th, 2016|

2016 is a special time for the Church of Satan, and not because this is the year when Mephistopheles finally leads his army of fanged demons out of infernal hellfire to begin Armageddon. […]

Tom Brokaw: Icon

By |May 13th, 2016|

Trying to explain Tom Brokaw’s significance isn’t easy. […]

It’s (No Longer) a Man’s World

By |May 2nd, 2016|

How to thrive in a society where you don’t have all the money, power, and attention anymore. […]

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