The Most Eligible Bachelor on the Internet
“Once upon a time, there lived a lonely man that had a great head if hair.” […]
Things No Man Should Do Over the Age of 30
Lose Your Pants. At 22, getting so shit-faced that you somehow lose your pants and projectile vomit on your friends is a hilarious yarn. After 30, you’re the guy nobody wants to drink with anymore. […]
Don’t Let the End of the World Ruin Your Day
Are you terrified? Of course you’re terrified. […]
A Man Who Only Eats Raw Meat
Derek Nance, 33, hasn’t eaten anything but raw meat for close to eight years. […]
Pete Rose: Icon
“You’ll think I’m crazy for saying this,” Pete Rose told us, “but I’m probably the best ambassador that baseball has.” […]
You Know It’s a Great Summer When…
Your boss is a little confused about the company’s “summer hours” policy. […]
Sex Robots Are Coming
David Mills has a great story about the time he brought a date home and she almost saw his sex robot. […]
The Champion Cyclist with an Uncomfortably Full Stomach
This weekend, on July 9, Yasir Salem will defend his championship title at the 28th annual Tour de Donut race in Staunton, Illinois. […]
Be a Dad Like the Duke
It’s hard to imagine having John Wayne as a father. […]
Trade the Six-Pack For a 666 Pack
2016 is a special time for the Church of Satan, and not because this is the year when Mephistopheles finally leads his army of fanged demons out of infernal hellfire to begin Armageddon. […]
Tom Brokaw: Icon
Trying to explain Tom Brokaw’s significance isn’t easy. […]
It’s (No Longer) a Man’s World
How to thrive in a society where you don’t have all the money, power, and attention anymore. […]
