The Guy in the Postal Service Looks Like Amy’s Dad (And Other Lollapalooza 2013 Observations)

By |August 5th, 2013|

First, the unsurprising news. There were a lot of Caucasians at Lollapalooza. A LOT of Caucasians. […]

Al Jourgensen on Blood Transfusions, R. Kelly’s Water Sports, and Haunted Sex Romps With Aimee Mann

By |July 10th, 2013|

The Dead Kennedys’ Jello Biafra once said of Al Jourgensen, “Every day he wakes in the morning he defies science.” […]

Questlove Went Rollerskating With Prince

By |June 7th, 2013|

Pretty much everything you need to know about Questlove (or “?uestlove” if you want to be grammatically correct about it) can be found in the J.Cole track “Who Datt Pt. 2.” […]

Judas Priest’s Rob Halford Almost Blinded Steven Tyler

By |May 13th, 2013|

A Judas Priest live show is a thing of rare beauty. […]

Richard Hell on Donkey Breasts, Poo Paper and Why the Beatles Were Terrible

By |April 19th, 2013|

ere’s something that’s not often said about rock star memoirs: “Wow, that was really well written.” […]

Mudhoney’s Mark Arm on Pot Brownies, Working for Muzak and Lowered Expectations

By |April 9th, 2013|

Mudhoney frontman Mark Arm makes me sad for Kurt Cobain. […]

Rex Brown Can’t Tell You About Pantera’s Phantom Of the Park, Because It Would Make Your Brain Explode

By |March 18th, 2013|

nterviewing Rex Brown, the bassist from bands like Pantera, Down, and most recently Kill Devil Hill, was not something I was especially looking forward to. […]

Johnny Marr Will Not Reunite the Smiths for $3000

By |February 25th, 2013|

Morrissey once said, “I would rather eat my own testicles than reform the Smiths.” […]

The Eight Least-Shocking Grammy Moments

By |February 11th, 2013|

Were there shocking moments at Grammys 2013? If you believe what you read on the Internet, absolutely. […]

The Sexiest Grammy Attendees Who Could’ve Gotten Laid by One of Your Grandparents

By |February 11th, 2013|

What an amazing night for music. Not because of the awards. Those are whatever. I’m talking about the epic battle between the old men who work at CBS and the public’s unquenchable hunger for famous people’s privates. […]

Peter Hook Has a Joy Division Dildo, and He’s Not Afraid To Use It

By |January 30th, 2013|

Listening to Joy Division again, for the first time in at least two decades, a few things cross my mind. 1) My god they were fucking brilliant. And 2) My god I must’ve been depressed as a teenager. […]

Tom Morello, Former Led Zeppelin Cover Band Lead Singer, Never Had a Groupie

By |December 17th, 2012|

Most of the extras on the Rage Against the Machine 20th anniversary deluxe box set, which is packaged like a slick coffee table book, are lost on me. […]

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