It’s officially the last day of the Dame being 16 days older than me. And I’ve never missed an opportunity to remind her that she’s a MILF.

I’m like, “You know what the F stands for, right?” And she’s like, “Shut your hole.” And I’m like, “Are you going to break my college boy heart and then brag about it to your cougar fiends?” And she’s like, “I will punch you in front of our son.” And I’m like, “Wake up Maggie I think I got something to say to you.”

It’s been a good run.