Top Three Most Depressing First Sentences in Press Release Emails of the Week: “I Think You’re Confused About What It Is I Do” Edition

1.) “Dr. Maryanne McGuckin is a trusted expert in infection prevention and would make a welcome guest on your show.”

2.) “All women like men in lederhosen!”

3.) “I know you’re a big fan of Deadmau5 and design contests, so I thought you might be interested in….”