Fox News Negates My Entire Journalism Career

I have mixed feelings about this. I’m flattered that Fox News liked my Bryan Cranston interview enough to report on it. But now that it’s been reported as news by Fox, does that mean that the interview didn’t, in fact, actually happen? Or was the whole thing wildly exaggerated? How am I any different from Glenn Beck’s “history lessons”? Oh my god, my career is a sham!