Now seems as good a time as any to tell you that I have a new book coming out soon. It’s called Care To Make Love In That Gross Little Space Between Cars? and it’s a humor anthology that I co-edited with Mike Sacks.

It contains questionable life advice from Louis C.K., Amy Sedaris, Dave Eggers, Roz Chast, Zach Galifianakis, Liam Lynch, George Saunders, Laraine Newman, Jerry Stahl, Mike Doughty, Kristen Schaal, Julie Klausner, Nick Hornby and a crapload of others. It’s got an introduction by Judd Apatow and then a second attempt at an introduction by Patton Oswalt. You can buy it on March 6th, or pre-order it now.

Here’s a super-short excerpt to give you a taste: “You dare to question the Lord your God?” And that’s not even the funniest line!