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Top Three Most Depressing First Sentences in Press Release Emails of the Week (part 2)

Spitzy @ 6.06.2012 News & Updates

1. “She was only 14 when her mom was sent away to prison.”

2. “Have you ever felt frazzled, disconnected, unhappy? Chances are good.”

3. “Life can be difficult enough for adolescent girls, but imagine how tough it must be for those who have suffered burn injuries.”

Books? Books! Paper books!
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