The Most Eligible Bachelor on the Internet

By |August 21st, 2016|

“Once upon a time, there lived a lonely man that had a great head if hair.” […]

Things No Man Should Do Over the Age of 30

By |August 17th, 2016|

Lose Your Pants. At 22, getting so shit-faced that you somehow lose your pants and projectile vomit on your friends is a hilarious yarn. After 30, you’re the guy nobody wants to drink with anymore. […]

Don’t Let the End of the World Ruin Your Day

By |August 15th, 2016|

Are you terrified? Of course you’re terrified. […]

A Man Who Only Eats Raw Meat

By |August 11th, 2016|

Derek Nance, 33, hasn’t eaten anything but raw meat for close to eight years. […]

Pete Rose: Icon

By |August 8th, 2016|

“You’ll think I’m crazy for saying this,” Pete Rose told us, “but I’m probably the best ambassador that baseball has.” […]

You Know It’s a Great Summer When…

By |August 1st, 2016|

Your boss is a little confused about the company’s “summer hours” policy. […]

Sex Robots Are Coming

By |July 11th, 2016|

David Mills has a great story about the time he brought a date home and she almost saw his sex robot. […]

The Champion Cyclist with an Uncomfortably Full Stomach

By |July 6th, 2016|

This weekend, on July 9, Yasir Salem will defend his championship title at the 28th annual Tour de Donut race in Staunton, Illinois. […]

Don Rickles: Icon

By |July 4th, 2016|

There have been many things said about Don Rickles, but his comedic essence was summed up most perfectly by Sarah Silverman. “Everyone wants to get shit on by Don Rickles,” she said. […]

Be a Dad Like the Duke

By |June 19th, 2016|

It’s hard to imagine having John Wayne as a father.  […]

Trade the Six-Pack For a 666 Pack

By |June 10th, 2016|

2016 is a special time for the Church of Satan, and not because this is the year when Mephistopheles finally leads his army of fanged demons out of infernal hellfire to begin Armageddon. […]

Tom Brokaw: Icon

By |May 13th, 2016|

Trying to explain Tom Brokaw’s significance isn’t easy. […]

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