Cry-Fiving Strangers: The Night Chicago Went Nuts

By |November 3rd, 2016|

The entire city of Chicago got drunk last night. […]

Fathers, Sons, and an Unlikely World Series

By |October 29th, 2016|

Lessons learned from 108 years of losing. […]

Norman Lear: Icon

By |October 18th, 2016|

Norman Lear has iron balls. […]

When Bad Things Happen To Good Penises

By |October 13th, 2016|

Watching a penis get surgically removed isn’t anything like you’d expect. […]

Dick Van Dyke: Icon

By |September 14th, 2016|

In the early 1960s, when Dick Van Dyke signed on to star in his eponymous sitcom, he thought casting Mary Tyler Moore to play his wife was absurd. […]

Boy Don’t Cry

By |September 6th, 2016|

Our cultural consensus on male crying can be summed up by a scene in The Godfather.


The Most Eligible Bachelor on the Internet

By |August 21st, 2016|

“Once upon a time, there lived a lonely man that had a great head if hair.” […]

Things No Man Should Do Over the Age of 30

By |August 17th, 2016|

Lose Your Pants. At 22, getting so shit-faced that you somehow lose your pants and projectile vomit on your friends is a hilarious yarn. After 30, you’re the guy nobody wants to drink with anymore. […]

Don’t Let the End of the World Ruin Your Day

By |August 15th, 2016|

Are you terrified? Of course you’re terrified. […]

A Man Who Only Eats Raw Meat

By |August 11th, 2016|

Derek Nance, 33, hasn’t eaten anything but raw meat for close to eight years. […]

Pete Rose: Icon

By |August 8th, 2016|

“You’ll think I’m crazy for saying this,” Pete Rose told us, “but I’m probably the best ambassador that baseball has.” […]

You Know It’s a Great Summer When…

By |August 1st, 2016|

Your boss is a little confused about the company’s “summer hours” policy. […]

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